ME: These chips are stale. I should have gotten Ice Cream.
NOAH: (Who is telling me the plot of “Osmosis Jones” while I’m typing this) You still could. Go get some ice cream.
ME: Will you go get me ice cream? I went to the gym with you today…
NOAH: Yes you did. And I appreciate that….Maybe I want some ice cream too.
ME: YES! And get me some while you are getting it for your self.
NOAH: No. Ice cream isn’t good for me. It’s just dairy and sugar.
ME: And bacteria
ME: If you eat mine it’s frozen yogurt which means it has cultures in it that are good for you.
NOAH: I’m not so sure about that.
ME: The good bacteria go in and fight off the bad bacteria. (At this point I am willing to say anything to get him to bring me ice cream.)
NOAH: So there going to be like a turf war in my body? Like in “Osmosis Jones”?
ME: Yeah. Something like that.
***He finished explaining “Osmosis Jones” to me and is now getting us ice cream.***