God in the bathroom

The other day I was at the clinic getting treatment. Before Noah and I make the trek home I always use the restroom. I went into a stall and there was someone about 3 stalls down. As I was in there I heard this familiar ticking sound. It was the sound of someone typing a text but it was the slowest texting I have ever heard! The lady was in there before I went in so goodness knows how long she had been in there typing. As I was washing my hands she comes out of her stall and corners me.
“Can I ask you something?” she said.
“Um…sure…” Little did I know what I was in for.
“If this man tell you that he want to lie down with you because he got a sign from God that he should lie with you but you already with another man and he don’t want you to lie with the other man because you already lie’n with him but you tell him that the other man had a sign from God but he still mad and trying to keep you from lie’n with the other man,  do you think he just jealous?”
I could not follow a damn thing she was saying but all I could say was “Yep. I think he is jealous.” and bolted out of there as quickly as possible. As I came out I gave Noah the big eyes and starting to almost run to the elevators. I had just been cornered in the bathroom by someone asking relationship advice concerning God. I am the last person to be able to give advice on either of these things.
I could not make this shit up if I wanted to!


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