“The carpets were deep cleaned now so that’s good”
Me: Noah, can I have the remote
Noah hands me his glasses
Me: No baby, the remote.
Noah hands me his glass of water.
Me: The remote…
Noah hands me his phone
Me: Baby, baby…are you awake
Me: Are you sure?
Me: Okay than who am I?
Noah: I don’t know but you make a great ham sandwich.
Me: Baby can you turn off your light?
Noah: No, your pregnant.
“If I wake up again, make sure I’m asleep.”
I love my hubby!